Welcome to Castle Memelot, and the Round Table of Bullshit and Knives

Mine too. Hates guns but is resigned to living with them. She has zero interest in even getting comfortable.

If you want a GREAT range gun for practice etc - the Sig P322 can’t be beat.

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I know very little about these things, but aren’t there controls to stop this?

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“Just a matter of good luck and bad aim”

At least in the UK they just throw milkshakes on the guy they don’t like

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I imagine it’s friggin’ hard to aim a milkshake.

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Strictly short-range weapon, although I seem to remember some shake-flingers getting quite good arcs to maximise range and splash damage. The last one on Farage was amateur 6-feet-easy-mode though.

It also has the advantage that a near-miss just makes the target look slightly silly, rather than handing them an instant election-winning Triumph of the Will photo-op.

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Just like Crook’s AR, amirite wink wink? Too soon?

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Illegal alien eating a cat on TV.

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The Millenium Falcon one, you now owe me…

  • a freshly brewed cup of coffee
  • 5 minutes of my life for my cleaning the keyboard, desk and screen
  • a screen wipe (negotiable)

Edit:
The Alien one was also very clever
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BUMPER SITE STILL LIVES EDITION.

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Manners First !

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Looking forward to the Hezbollah pager edition of this thread.

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This will have to do for now.

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Made me laugh aloud with the last one, well done.

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The Metallica one got me for some reason.

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