In these uncertain times, we will always be able to count on one thing.
And that thing is Ascension. Clearly.
So let’s celebrate the world’s most playable asynchronous game with an online tournament. The first-ever Stately Play Quaran-Tournament.
Consider this thread your sign-up sheet. I’ll take sign-ups for a few days or until they’ve obviously petered out.
The exact format will be announced after I’ve got a final count of players. But I will guarantee everyone an absolute minimum of three games.
So, c’mon, sign up. What the hell else are you doing? Binging Glee? Arranging your sock drawer alphabetically, by color?
As my children say every single time they throw a ball, hit a ball, or catch a ball — LET’S GO!