General Washington returns home after a particularly grim family visit and settles with a sigh of relief into a favourite armchair. The problem with European monarchies, he muses, is you can't get reliable wifi.
That said, he can't fault the British for being gentlemen and waiting for him to finish. He must suggest Howe takes a summer break at some point.
And to business. Well, there appear to be a large number of Frenchmen in Boston and a lot of militia reinforcements, and New Hampshire looks eminently liberatable. Allez-y! It'll be a walk-ov ... or not, you say? Dead? All of them? Except for the French units that ran away to Maine? Not entirely useless then, but not exactly a victory.
Very well. To the south with the professionals, and also some substantially useless French reinforcements in Savannah. Have fun, mes Braves. All the Continental reinforcements land in Virginia and go off to attack Maryland with lots of militia. They win, but where are the militia? Dead? All of them? Except for the one that ran away? The British marksmanship appears to be improving. Hm.
@js619 - back in action, sorry for the longer-than-expected lag. Also, damn the red dice...