I laughed aloud at that! 
That’s the reason I deal with Hexwar’s awful MP, and it honestly almost makes me glad for the atrocity that is the multiplayer.
Speaking of atrocities… who gave the damn rebels boats! An attack from the sea? They might well set sail for Mother England and sow their raucous dissent amongst the good king loving folk. That would never do! This must be stopped! Just as soon as the Regulars… reinforce. Blah of a turn.