The Internet Almanac


#221

Also I’ll bet both our posts had a period at the end because of this:

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#222

Brown loudly asked who had written this song, and she indignantly reminded him that she had, and wanted to know what was wrong with it. Nothing, he said, and don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

Brown told her she would get well, and she would write a song. He asked her father for a pen and a piece of paper, which her father handed over, and he wrote something like, Bring me the song .

What in the entire fuck is this whole story. I demand to know what is going on this instant.


#223

I’m buying a shemagh today.


#224

I’m convinced at this point that there are no James Brown stories that actually make sense. This is further awesome proof of that.


#225

Fuck yo couch!


#226

I dunno much about Rick James, except what I learned from Dave Chappelle, but “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”. :smile:


#227

Wait that was Rick James not James Brown.

God, I’m the worst.


#228


#229

Did anyone really think this wasn’t going to happen?


#230

The lead painting is actually of Dave, after a night of gaming. And fluting.


#231

If you mean me, all I can say is “not fat enough”.


#232

Please don’t miss the videos in this RPS article about the “live action” placeholder cutscenes in the Devil May Cry series.