The Internet Almanac

Miscellaneous Blather
#912

The party of Reagan, led by a guy thats telling Russia to invade.

Reagan must be rolling in his grave

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#914

And by “earlier”, he means the 1970s.

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#915

https://eu.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2024/02/15/florida-okaloosa-deputy-mistakes-falling-acorn-for-shot-opens-fire-on-suspect/72610841007/

#916

https://euromaidanpress.com/2024/02/18/prime-minister-denmark-to-supply-all-its-artillery-to-ukraine/#:~:text=Danish%20Prime%20Minister%20Mette%20Frederiksen%20announced%20that%20Denmark%20would%20transfer,more%20now%2C”%20Ukrinform%20reported.

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#919

A prime candidate for “TF I just read?”

o.O

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#920

That was so damned good

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#925

“The ship makes no sense, vertically or horizontally. It makes no sense on sea, or on land, or in outer space. It looks like a hodgepodge of domes and minarets, tubes and canopies, like Istanbul had it been designed by idiots.“

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#926

I don’t like the execution of the concept well enough to want this shirt, but I appreciate that what the “F” stands for is never defined on the product page.

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#927

Just finished it like half an hour ago.

Cruising is so bizarre to me (being fairly quiet myself, the problem is likely me).

#928

Here, we describe a new acoustic cryptanalysis key extraction attack, applicable to GnuPG’s current implementation of RSA. The attack can extract full 4096-bit RSA decryption keys from laptop computers (of various models), within an hour, using the sound generated by the computer during the decryption of some chosen ciphertexts.

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#930

You call a plumber in Russia and Putin turns up.

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#931
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