The Glass Teat, or 'Television'

Black Doves felt to me as dumb as Citadel (which I watched in the vain hope it would eventually smarten up enough to justify the time, more fool me), but much more charismatic.

My own spoiler warning here, also for stuff you’d get from the trailer: an example. Lenny Lines, as a character with an economic role in an ecosystem, basically makes no sense. If there were enough work within the criminal subculture of a single city to keep an assassination broker with multiple employees afloat, there’d be no room in the morgues for anyone else. But Kathryn Hunter, who plays her, is fucking incredible (2021’s The Tragedy of Macbeth is worth watching just for her as the witches). And, speaking as a basically decent, solid, but kind of boring husband, it doesn’t make me unable to like a character if they cheat on a basically decent, solid, kind of boring husband if they’re introduced as the sort of risk-seeking person who would become a spy. Stay-at-home parenting has been terrific for me, but it would be a horrible grind for people who need high-stakes stimuli.

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Keira Knightley.

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They’re the same person, clearly.

Fixed : )

ROFL.

I was a good bit into the episode thinking “When is Winslet going to show up?”

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I know those of you who enjoyed the books don’t like the show all that much, but we just finished Silo season 2 and I thought it was excellent. Apple TV has some gems, and this is one of them.

Who’s ready for Severance?

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100% ready for Severance. Can’t wait.


It’s made me actually laugh a few times. Not bad. Not great either, mind you, and Knightley is still acting chin-first, but it’s alright.

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two humans? Like sequentially or like double barreled? Because the latter would be rather impressive and net you a fortune on OF

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Well, she offered. We’re all grown people so most of us have seen the former and would rather forget it.

But double barreled? That poor girl deserves to get some tips and likes

We watched the first episode of Black Doves last night and all I have to say is, anything with full on gay sex in it is ok in my book - I just enjoy knowing how many people that triggered.

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I really have found my people with you lot, no matter how I despair at admitting it.

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Just finished Black Doves as well. Wasn’t keen on starting it due to opinions here but my mother would not shut the absolute fuck up about it so I watched it in the hopes she would leave me be.

Rather enjoyed it. Not top tv but enjoyable and I do love me some British / Ritchie humor.

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And we are back.

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This is another posting about streamers, which I once again encourage you to ignore if you’re not interested in the topic.

I’m referencing what is a recent and sort of simplified article following up on the long N + 1 article that was posted here (I think by @OhBollox) a short time ago:

The article doesn’t shed any new light on the topic of Netflix dumbing down scripts so viewers can pay more attention to their phones than the show (“second screen” meaning that the show and its screen is “secondary” to a viewer’s phone screen), but I was pleased to see another TV writer giving the topic some headline space. And he did call some script writers and their agents to ask whether netflix told them to dumb down their scripts (I won’t spoil the results).

I don’t think there’s any question that, in the words of LCD Soundsystem (whose first album is 20 years old this week…sigh), this is happening–I think the question is, Do people like it?

One of my close friends for many years used to always have his TV on in the background when he was at home, and he would run episodic shows that he’d already seen. Sometimes he’d sit and watch, but most of the time, it was just on while he did others things, like a conversation friends were having in the same room. He lived alone, and he liked having the TV on. And because he knew the shows so well already, he didn’t have to pay attention, it was just comfortable noise. My mother, who also lives alone, does this from about October to January every year with the Hallmark channel. The rest of the year, she puts on the Weather channel (which I ask her to turn off immediately anytime I’m visiting, under the perhaps mistaken presumption that I am more interesting than the Weather channel).

Over the years, I’ve found a surprising number of people engage in this background-TV-noise behavior. And so what I think netflix is doing by intentionally creating some of their programming to act as “secondary” in the attention priority stream for viewers is simply removing the timesuck of having to had actively paid attention and watched a show or movie the first time. Now you can fulfill the curiosity of putting on something new while also not paying close attention and getting the same feeling of easy familiarity at once.

All of which also leads me to believe that what they’re really going for with this kind of programming is repeat views. If people had a satisfying experience with the show or movie the first time, I think netflix believes they will put it on again when they can’t decide what to watch or simply want some noise to fill their living space. And it’s a good strategy, honestly. Given that the majority of last year’s most-streamed shows were older shows (that people likely just had on in the background), this is kind of a brilliant strategy, actually.

I think TV critics are incensed about this because it devalues content (not ALL content, by any means, but some), which in turn lowers expectations for content and therefore makes their jobs a little less relevant. If the trend grows and people stop thinking content should be held to a higher standard, the TV critics who rely on standards to assess content become unnecessary. And if there’s one thing I’ve found that TV and movie critics like more than TV and movies, it’s feeling that what they’re doing is tremendously important.

While I think this “secondary screen” business is interesting and worth noting, I also think TV critics are essentially throwing a tantrum. I think that, because they take themselves so seriously (and hold that all content “in the medium” must meet standards), they have naively lost sight of the fact that has been reiterated time and again by netflix: netflix is in business to make money, not to make great content. The broadcasting and creation of content is simply a means to make money for netflix. If creating new content that they don’t actually expect people to pay attention to results in more hours being spent on their platform, they will 100% do that and do more and more of it if the strategy works.

Just as critics were once clutching their pearls about reality television ruining TV, they’re now looking askance at whatever this kind of programing is. Netflix isn’t so foolish as to stop making shows that will more directly engage viewers, they’re just trying out ideas and seeing what works and parsing the audience, the way they always have. I was never going to watch “The Irish Wish,” but my mom might, and that’s how you build a new audience.

Last thing is a quote from the article I linked to: “I think people are always hungry for stories made with nuance, care and attention to detail, whether they realise it or not.” I think that’s wrong–I think sometimes a lot of people just want to be entertained and not have to think about “nuance.” I also think that’s not how you spell “realize.”

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Great post.

My wife and I actually leave Lucifer on all night (kind of a night light, in a way) but when we first watched it, we of course paid attention to it.

We occasionally rewatch shows while on our phones or whatever, but sometimes even then we end up paying attention if it’s a favourite part or something. We’ve done that with Ted Lasso, for example.

For the most part, though, if the TV is on, we’re paying attention to it (or at least one of us is, if the other isn’t that interested in the show). I can’t imagine having anything new to us on and not watching it first, so I don’t think we fit into what the article is talking about.

But sure, if Netflix is getting value from it, then good for them! It’s not a horrible thing in general (though it would be nice if they stopped the price increases).

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Creature Commandos. If you liked the sense of humour in Suicide Squad (the good one), then this is that, but as a cartoon.

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It was terrific. I enjoy family-friendly Gunn, but I know his heart always goes to his origins with Slither and Super, and he’s terrific as a hard-R guy weaving between farce and tragedy expertly while delving into shocking brutality. CC was just another example of how no one does it better.

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I travel on business a lot - I was in Phoenix last week, LA right now, and am in Bangkok next week. So I watch a lot of streaming stuff downloaded to my laptop that my wife does not want to watch.

Over the past couple weeks I have worked my way through all 3 Citadel Series - and I will start by saying these are all perfectly good airplane series to binge.

Citadel itself was a little hokey, but I still rate it a 5/10 - and I am perfectly ok with 5/10 entertainment on an airplane. While there were some acting problems and stuff and I was aware they were trying to keep it simple enough for a broad audience - I actually came away wanting more and hopeful it would get better.

Citadel Diana was 6/10 - Essentially all of the problems with Citadel are here also, except that I really liked the two main characters, Diana and Edo. I thought a lot of the politics of Manticore made no sense, but overall a good watch.

Citadel Honey Bunny - 7/10 - The best of the 3 so far, and this would have been a good series regardless of whether it was in the Citadel universe or not. And because that was way more subtle than in Diana, where it kind of unfolded the connection to Citadel/Manticore as it went on, the pacing was really good.

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The Rig. Bit mediocre. Some great actors working with sub-par material.

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Streaming Update - 24 hours to Bangkok edition:

Netflix: Zack Snyder’s “Twilight of the Gods” - I am really torn on this. I really loved the story around the two main protagonists - I thought the complexity of the characters as they dealt with love, grief and revenge was very well interwoven into the whole. Conversely, I really disliked the portrayal of the Gods, and never really understood Thor’s character at all or any motivation (and if that was what was supposed to be portrayed, it was lost on me). I am glad I watched this, and would return to a season 2, but I would give this a 6.5/10.

Amazon Prime: The Peripheral - This has been on my watch list for years. I did not realize this was based on the Gibson book of the same title, which I read when it came out forever ago. First, I really enjoyed this, I thought it was very well acted and just paced so well. I loved the way they did the dual world building, it was woven together perfectly. Where I am a little disappointed is that I thought there was a season 2, and there is not. So the story is unfinished and apparently the writer’s strike from a few years ago ended up canceling this. I probably would have not watched this has I actually looked to see if there was a season 2. I give this season 8/10 though.

Disney+ - What If…? Season 3 - I really enjoyed Season’s 1 and 2 of this anthology like series that also was interwoven with some of the movies and other MCU content. I am completely meh on SEason 3 though. The underlying arch is just not that interesting to me and I think most of the individual episodes are weaker stories that we have seen from this series. I think the only episode I really liked was the Winter Soldier/Red Guardian one, as it had a great sense of humor to it that I enjoyed. 4.5/10

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