The Glass Teat, or 'Television'

Just finished Obi-Wan Kenobi last night, and I don’t get what all the hate that’s been directed towards this show is about. Yes, we know Obi-Wan and Leia live so that ratchets down the stakes a little, but plenty of other characters we don’t know, and some of them die, so there are definitely stakes. The portrayal of Obi-Wan’s growth as a character is really interesting, and the effects are mostly really good.

Compared to much of the other “acting” that ostensibly occurs in most other SW films and TV shows, Ewan is giving a master class and should have a statue put up outside of the Lucas Ranch. Only once during the entire 5 episodes did I cringe at dialogue, which is a new record for SW anything. The closest SW property in tone that this reminds me of is Rogue One, which is often cited as the best SW thing to happen since the original trilogy.

But the thing that really just elicited constant amazement from me is the young woman they found to play 10 year-old Leia. Her physical resemblance is uncanny, she nails the voice intonations and attitude, and she holds her own with Ewan most of the time. And I say this as someone who usually cannot stand child actors.

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Yeah, of all the Star Wars shows I’ve enjoyed Obi-Wan the most. It feel the most Star Wars to me, Ewan is great, and I enjoy some of the imagery, especially when lightsabers are present. I agree that Leia is great and I don’t think the story does anything to mess with the canon. I’m not a huge fan of the inquisitors, but that’s because I thought they were so much better in Rebels.

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Agreed. In Obi-Wan, they’re mostly just one-dimensional pissy little psychopaths.

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I love Umbrella Academy, and you’re just in time because Season 3 drops tomorrow!

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I’m trying to like Obi-Wan but it’s really hard for me. Ewan McGregor’s performance is great but the rest seems pretty awful to me. I just finished episode 4 and little Leia being given the bad cop treatment by the Inquisitor is so bad. Little Leia is a little too precocious for me but seeing her in those tiny little handcuffs being given the third degree is so ridiculous. The Inquisitor is boring and not a compelling antagonist. Oh and in the first or second episode where Flea and the gang have an “epic” chase scene trying to run her down but she’s too slippery. What was that?. The action scenes looked like they were filmed on movie sets. I like the Sergio Leone spaghetti western style of The Mandolorian but Boba Fett and Obi-Wan make me question the future success of these Star Wars universe tv shows.

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Watched the first episode and found my biggest worry was Kenobi’s commute. The Leia chase was laughably bad, the Jedi escape from the saloon was terrible, Kenobi going straight up to Owen and thanking him for not revealing his Jediness, as they were both stood in the middle of a crowd, was moronic. Not forgetting the Jedi who was dramatically hanged…except the reveal is a cheat, he’s been killed by super hot swords in a way that has left his corpse intact and unblemished and then considerately suspended by multiple straps so as not to cause his corpse any discomfort. It’s a literal child’s idea of events.

They’re just doing NAME FROM STAR WARS SERIES.

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This is Disney. They aren’t going to show gore, and they’re not going to crucify or graphically hang someone, which is what the inquisitors would have actually done. But we will (unfortunately) never see a Game of Thrones style SW series.

I mean, this brings up a point that I am confused by (but not so much as to ruin my enjoyment), which is Who is Disney making these for? They don’t seem like they’re for kids, but at the same time, they aren’t adult enough as to be for adults. Are they making them for teens? That can’t possibly be the case–even Disney is not that stupid. They are surely trying to maintain a “family” label for this stuff, but the events of this and others of their SW series are not “family” to me, unless the murders of small kids qualify now.

Obi-Wan is continually characterized by others as an “old man” which resonated with me, being the same or a little older than the age I think he is supposed to be in this. And so his character development was really interesting to me but would certainly have fallen flat to kids or teens.

But they don’t really seem to be made only for older SW fans either. I feel like by trying to reach as broad an audience as possible, Disney is coming off as a little tone-deaf to each segment they’re trying to reach.

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I actually really liked this scene : ) In the original SW, Leia is captured and essentially being interrogated for much of the movie, and keeps telling the Imperials to *$#@ off. So this scene really echoed that for me. The Inquisitor roles were not well written here, no question. But within the context of how we see Leia as an adult, this really worked for me. Of course she’s going to be unafraid of Tarkin and Vader–she’s been taking the piss out of Imperial bullies since she was ten.

Umbrella Academy is great. Wife and I have been watching since season 1. Unsure if 3 will hold up (as was mentioned, it was awkward when you could tell story beats in season 2 were being influenced by Page instead of the writers, and that doesn’t promise to be any better this time out) but I am hopeful it will remain crazy fun. Five is my favorite (will be weird to see him more grown) while Klaus is the one my wife likes best.

I mean, I can’t really blame him. If I had the opportunity to write myself into the centre of a lesbian love plot, I would too. Dudes living the dream

Disney also gave us Moon Knight and the latest Dr. Strange, and has brought over the Marvel series from Netflix to Disney+. Horror, brutality, and gore are clearly OK these days. I’ve had a similar discussion with my adult son, who has become completely disenchanted with Disney during the past year. My take is that the growth in streaming audience numbers and diversity is the biggest market influence driving Disney’s content choices. Their market is no longer just traditional families with small children. They’ve jumped straight into competition more directly with the broader range of content offered by Netflix and HBO. Moreover, the COVID restrictions of the past 2 years forced everyone back indoors for entertainment (often in solitary isolated settings), and we demanded lots more of it. The edgier and wilder, the better.

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Finished Obi-wan last night and it just confirmed for me that Disney is taking Star Wars in a direction I’m no longer interested in going. Star Wars has a Superman problem now with the Jedi/Sith that really started with Darth Maul and has gotten inexorably worse, more predictable, and sillier with each iteration.

I don’t think Rome or Constantinople were ever ransacked as much as the Marvel and Star Wars licenses have been or will be. They will churn out crap until the universe spins apart.

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I mean this in fun spirited disagreement - Have any of you watched the Star Wars Movies? Like11 of them? As much as I love them, with the exception of Ep.5, these are all silly.

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They are, but it was kept under a sort of blanket of played-straight for the original trilogy, as Lucas didn’t have free reign. The pile of contrivances and silliness since has grown so large that, while I can recognise some of my criticisms come from me growing older rather than the material itself, I also realise they’re having some real trouble with coherence, across the board. You can’t have a TV series (never mind a film) that appeals to all demographics, and if you pick the biggest possible demographic, you’re nudging the old school demographic out to the fringes. McGregor’s acting is good, but it feels badly out of place.

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It’s fantasy, so a certain amount of eye-rolling can be excused. Without getting into spoilers, I can describe one of my principal “silliness” objections thusly:

Remember this classic scene and Han’s comment?

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

Even Obi-wan smirked politely at that. But you know what? Han was right. I’d rather have a blaster. Shoot it with a blaster, it stays dead. Stab it or slice it with a lightsaber, well, good luck kid.

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My daughter and I have recently started going through Clone Wars from the beginning. So 'Roger, Roger" jokes are fresh in my mind. Lot’s of Star Wars silliness.

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Catch-22. I forgot all about this when it came out, and am pleased I have now remembered it.


With a wonderful cast, including an excellent martinet Major Scheisskopf in Clooney, Christopher Abbott as Yossarian, Kyle Chandler as the horrendous Colonel Cathcart, there’s a good variety of faces that fit their roles, and as a big fan of the book, I found myself increasingly pleased as things went on. It obviously doesn’t have the density of absurdity the book has, which would be impossible to implement conventionally, but it includes much of the important stuff. Line delivery and editing needed to be sharp and it is, a lot of dialogue comes straight from the book which is great, and it looks good into the bargain.

The Old Man.


It’s nice to see Bridges and Lithgow, but this series isn’t quite as deep as it thinks it is, it doesn’t have the hard edge it pretends to have (notable in a pretty blatant cheat of a scene which was otherwise good), and the dialogue isn’t quite there. There’s an awful bit of lore delivery, and there are too many cliches that the show has apparently no intention of subverting. E. J. Bonilla has about as much presence as my last cheese sandwich. They’re doing the gross older man/younger woman thing but because Bridges is so fucking old they have to do it with Amy Brenneman who is fifty-eight. I like Alia Shawkat, she’s not in it much.

Harley Quinn.


All the time in the world for this, a series with a former sidekick finding her own feet, developing her own relationships, and best of all, a broken Jim Gordon whose life is a nuclear disaster zone. The series does a wonderful job mocking established characters, in a way that’s only possible when you know them well. Clayface, Dr. Psycho, and King Shark’s interactions are very funny.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.


I am unhappy about this.

Stranger Things. There’s some good stuff here, but some of it is mediocre, too much is essentially a repeat of previous seasons, and a lot of it is unoriginal to the point I have to call it plagiarism. I’m displeased with a show that has one foot in the world of children and one foot in the world of adults, yet can’t cope with adult consequences for people taking adult actions (a series in which you cannot manage to kill any of your main characters despite numerous episodes and far too much danger simply undermines any sense of tension or suspense or even belief in the first place) and I’ve become increasingly dismayed by the amount of ‘homages’ that look more and more like ripping ideas off shamelessly (let me just point to one scene where a character reveals their origin story via narration intercut with flashbacks, using the exact same music as a certain scene from Watchmen, where a certain character does something identical). I am more and more disappointed, not because the series is bad, but because it’s a let-down, and I am sure everyone who made this, who didn’t spend their time stealing ideas from every film they ever watched, deserves better.

The Bear.


Just watching this makes me angry. It’s a well studied depiction of the kitchen side of a small restaurant, and it shows the hectic nature of the work and the resulting personality clashes, and the plethora of problems that go hand in hand with running a business, especially a family business. Excellent acting.

See.


I’m not sure this is good. The premise is quite silly (plague devastates human population, surviving generations are all blind), I’m really not sure they’ve thought it through, and needless to say the combat scenes are completely ridiculous, but it does have some good ideas and compelling scenes. Mildly enjoyable, some really clunky dialogue.

Solos.


Fairly impressed with this, a series all about (almost) lone performances.

Resident Evil.


Apart from completing my ‘Lance Reddick as Blade’ fantasies, this is a messy, convoluted series tracking a pair of sisters, in the past, and a zombie-apocalypse-current. It has a trendy soundtrack, a stark visual style (albeit a very limited budget), and one or two interesting performances. Other than that, it’s a confused jumble which sort-of uses past events from the games but doesn’t commit, eschews any established characters, and is largely a spin-off effort. I don’t know what’s kept me watching beyond dogged desperation that one day they’ll see the light, and we’ll get a series set in zombie-infested Raccoon City from the makers of Black Summer.

Black Bird.


The cast for this is good on paper and better in practice, apart from Greg Kinnear, who I have an irrational dislike for. He’s trying to McConaughey his way out of career death, and best of luck to him, because he’s the worst actor in this, even though he’s not bad. Taron Egerton nails the main role, he has the walk of a still-proud sporty type and everything, to such an extent I forgot he was British, Sepideh Moafi is great as a stern FBI agent, and Paul Walter Hauser is perfect as the reedy-voiced suspect. Ray Liotta in his last role is still absolutely solid. A quietly impressive series.

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Umbrella academy is to end after the next season. I’m not upset about this. Stories that end are better than stories that fizzle out. I felt season 2 was weakened by its Vanya storyline, that strength returned in the multi dimensional wackiness of season 3. All except for how they gutted Alison’s character, making one of the most likeable leads into a 2 dimensional caricature.

I think the time is right to end strong and leave us with a story we’d watch again

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Oh cool!

I am not sure what happened, but I think I bounced either in or at the end of season 2. Actuolly, I don’t think I got through season 2.

Season 1 was amazing though!

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