Film; or The Silver Screen

Day Shift.


Jamie Foxx is average Polack Bud Jablonski, a vampire hunter masquerading as a pool cleaner, desperately trying to earn money as a freelancer after being removed from the vampire hunters union. Dave Franco does his thing as the petty union rep, and the film has a lot of surprisingly good action scenes, featuring some great physical work. It does a little buddy cop comedy, which is nice, but sadly eschews it for introducing characters late, and too many scenes involving Snoop Dogg. Poor Peter Stormare, slumming it here. Enjoyed it.

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Caveat.


Creepy little film, asks a little too much from your suspension of disbelief initially, but very competently made and low-key throughout. Consistently unnerving.

Glorious.


You stick two actors in one location and that is 95% of the film. And one of them is J. K. Simmons. Really liked almost everything about this, as it does a nice line in barely-glimpsed horror, but some of the later developments are not great and don’t quite fit with the Lovecraftian theme. Still enjoyed it, and it’s a solid achievement to get so much out of so little.

Hellbenders.


“A good pope just died, and the new pope’s a faggot.” are the immortal words given unto Clancy Brown in this, a comedy apparently from the Year of Our Lord 2012, somehow. It’s basically a religious Ghostbusters, a bunch of exorcism-dispensing priests who intentionally live in a state of sin so, if necessary, they can take a devil into them, kill themselves, and take the devil to Hell with them. The film is worth it for Clancy Brown alone, swearing his way through each scene, but you also have Macon Blair, Dan Fogler, Andre Royo, Robyn Rikoon and Clifton Collins, all of whom are at least decent at comedy, and they all get some great lines.

No Time to Die.


At some point I’ve either lost my sense of humour, or this film is tonally all over the place. Gritty, family drama, Bond mots, it’s all just stuffed together. Doesn’t work for me.

Samaritan.


Add another one to the Hancock pile. Starts interesting, descends into mediocrity.

The Informant!


If you had to choose a film to encapsulate the coming stupidity of the 2010s, you could do no better than this. Damon’s narration, which grows ever more tangential, layered over his performance of a man trying to do the right thing, while also lying about it and embezzeling millions of dollars. The pathologic lying and stupidity, sure to be found out, but carried out with unswerving dedication anyway. Funny during, but not at all funny when you think about it after.

Vengeance.


BJ Novak as a New York writer in Texas investigating the murder of a girl he sort-of knows is pitch-perfect, with a cast that can do no wrong, including Boyd Holbrook and J. Smith-Cameron as members of her family, and unlike a lot of fish out of water style comedies, this one is actually funny. It plays up to and against both sides of the joke, often in the same scene.


This is indeed Quite Good. Kaluuya does quiet and intense, and is a good foil for Keke Palmer’s nervous energy, Michael Wincott isn’t in enough films, and we get to see Steven Yeun nail it in a couple of scenes. It looks beautiful, a rare gorgeous mesh of geography and cinematography, and the environment is the perfect place to maintain suspense and atmosphere, and even if I have some quibbles, the film is original and brave enough to do something new and abruptly change what you think you’re seeing.

The news of the series got me to rewatch the film.


I forgot how funny it is. The whole film is filled with jokes, there’s a Kevin Pollak classic performance, Val Kilmer as a lunatic, and watching it I’m noting down the scenes that seem to have inspired films all the way up to at least Lord of the Rings. A classic, even if the effects do not hold up at all.

I remember watching Willow with my kids a few years ago, and I felt like it both made sense of George Lucas’s transition from Return of the Jedi to The Phantom Menace and landed the kid-accessible humor better than TPM.

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Black Phone.


A decent if uninspired film, as a boy is kidnapped by a serial killer, and his sister ramps up her attempts to have prophetic visions to find him in time. It’s a fairly faithful adaptation of a Joe Hill short story, and really worth watching for a brilliant performance from Madeleine McGraw, who smashes her role to absolute pieces. Not sure why Ethan Hawke is in it. Jeremy Davies also does a nice job as the abusive alcoholic father.

Backcountry.


The best way to impress your girlfriend is to take her out hiking in the woods, get lost, and then get attacked by a bear. Right? Jeff Roop is fine but generic as the boyfriend consistently making terrible choices, and Missy Peregrym (that is a fucking J. K. Rowling-ass name if I have ever heard one) is the girlfriend who loves him, but hates his decisions. Quite an effective film, one half relationship, one half bear horror, complete with the sort of brutality that one finds in nature.

Significant Other.


I’m not sure if this film is hysterical or I was, but a lot of this film was too on the nose, and I found parts of it inappropriately funny. It was interesting to compare with Backcountry given their similar premises. A couple go off into the woods for a holiday, but it all goes wrong, and I really don’t like part of the structure of the film either. It undermines itself, when something more direct would have been more effective, yet both Maika Monroe and Jake Lacy turn in good performances. Lacy gets to have more fun with his side of things, Monroe gets lumbered with a thankless task by comparison. The abusive relationship metaphors are also very laboured.

Halloween Ends.


Not Bad. I was expecting something terrible, and some of it isn’t very good, but most of it is a more mature treatment than I was expecting. Especially as compared to Halloween Kills, which was fucking garbage.

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Barbarian.


I went into this fairly sceptical, and dutifully watched it until Justin Long turned up, and that man is a treasure. He elevates this film enormously, and his introduction is what changes it from just another horror flick to a much more fun, enjoyable experience, where you get to laugh at an arsehole and his terrible decisions.

Deadstream.


Watching an idiot livestreaming his visit to a haunted house sounds entertaining enough, although abrasive, but it’s improved by some Evil-Dead-esque shenanigans and the exact sort of interactions you think would happen between a Youtuber and his fans as it all goes to shit.

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Night in Paradise.


Honestly wasn’t expecting this sort of bleakness. It felt like a Korean version of Hana-bi, with very little humour, a lot of stabby violence, and only the briefest of nods to great Korean cinematic traditions like an excellent chase scene. Really bleak.

I feel like if @OhBollox is calling a movie bleak, said movie is likely to destroy me…

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Anna


Look at those sexy books…

This was suggested to me by my TV last night and I was disinterested in browsing for something, so I decided to give it a try. It apparently came out in 2019, and if I ever knew about it then, I would have put it on my watch list because it’s a Luc Besson movie, and I’ll watch anything he does. I didn’t know it was Besson when I started it, but by about 20 or so minutes in, I thought, This feels a lot like Besson, so I looked it up and was all-in at that point.

It sets up the visually appealing young lead as a secret agent, which is difficult to believe in itself, and then gets increasingly more difficult to believe until, after maybe a half hour, you have to just say to yourself, Ok, this is historical fantasy, and leave it at that. I don’t know why they didn’t just include time travel in this movie, as it jumps back and forth in time often enough that it would have totally worked.

Anyway. Because it’s Besson, there’s a ton of violent action sequences, some of them actually rather good, and also plenty of sex. If any of that offends you, this is not your movie. There are also a lot of twists and turns, most of which are predictable, but sort of fulfilling in a way because you expect it. Helen Mirren also plays a significant role in the movie, and I do not know why she’s slumming in this, but she makes the wise choice to just go with it and not try to rise above the material, and it works just fine.

The movie dwells too much on Anna’s past with an abusive bf–this could have been handled in a 30 second flashback–but it sets up her recruitment scene well, so I see why they did it. The film’s best action scene is in the first half, which kind of makes the rest of the scenes feel not quite as good as they are. But again, I see why they had to do that. The dialogue in one of the final scenes, at a cafe table in a park, is awful. It sounds like Anna is reading a prepared statement to the press. It’s terrible. And I allow a low bar for that in an action movie, but that scene was abysmal for me.

It’s a very watchable movie that’s trying to be Atomic Blonde (which is excellent) and not really getting to that level. Recommended, if you like this sort of thing.

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Guys, Besson made La Femme Nikita again.

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Does it scare you that your TV knows you well enough to recommend a Luc Besson movie without informing you that it is Luc Besson?

If you liked Atomic Blonde, I would recommend Bullet Train. Same director, similar action sequences, and a heavy dose of style on top of that.

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Thank you! My TV has been recommending this too, actually : ) I hated Snowpiercer, so I reflexively have been ignoring it, but I’ll give it a try.

I kind of am impressed with the fact that my TV got that right–it’s how the future is supposed to work, right? : )

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Thank you! I went into Snowpiercer excited from all the internet hype and thought it was a dumpster fire.

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We watched “Don’t Worry Darling” on HBO Max last night. Kind of hard to talk about it without giving any spoilers away. This is the case where a good idea fails because a)Hollywood treats movie goers as idiots most of the time b)lazy ass writers.

The acting IS good though, Harry Styles and Florence Pugh are great. The direction is good. The sets are good. Everything is good about this movie…except the problems with the story.

I find this the most frustrating of all movies, everything is good except the giant plot holes I could drive a truck through.

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Not ten minutes into Three Kings.


Fucking ooof.

House of Darkness.


The first 40-odd minutes of this are horror golden boy Justin Long and Kate Bosworth verbally sparring, and it’s just super. A man takes an unusual woman home to her creepy place in the country, and absolutely nothing fucked up happens, they have a great time. Watching Long slowly change and reveal his true colours over the course of the film is great, he does a wonderful everyman who is not cool or smooth, but fancies that he might be. Bosworth is composed, challenging, and confident, and the way they interact is brilliant.

Troll.


Good spectacle, zero depth. A bunch of good actors in smaller roles where they get to be more unusual than would normally be allowed in an action film, solid effects work, but there’s nothing else here beyond some visually spectacular scenes.

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Racist gold.

High Heat.


Olga Kurylenko spends her time swearing at men and shooting them in a kitchen, which is also what she does in this film. Lightweight, some good lines, short.

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